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Sunday, August 1, 2010

musing of a crazy person






I admit I am the crazy person so here goes.






How many otter pops can a five year old eat before their tongues permanently turn blue?

How many times does a mom have to say "Close the door?" Before the kids close the door by themselves?

How many piles of laundry does it take to finally finish the job? Oh, and is OK to lock your kids in their bed rooms for an hour so it stays done for at least and HOUR?

Where exactly does all the dust come from? (Yeah I know the answer, GROSS!)

How many socks are missing their mate throughout the world?

How do single parents keep their sanity? Or are they all crazy and that is why they can smile?

How do my kids watch the same PBS episodes day after day and then get mad when I want, no Need to change the channel?

(For those who know me) How many sodas can I (the crazy woman) drink in a day?

For these and many other mysteries of the Universe there just might not be any answers!

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